HI AWESOME I AM CEG WELCOME TO CEGLAND

THIS IS MY COOL SITE AND I BET YOU LOVE IT

DO YOU LIKE MY COOL BOLD LETTERS???

Here's my favourite wikipedia article!

THERE ARE SO MANY ACTUALLY!

Here's a few more!

DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU BACK THERE!

Everything I do is to ruin your day!

HELLO? I THINK WE GOT A DIPSHIT IN HERE!

Here's some wikipedia pictures I thought were funny?

THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNIES WEBPAGE!!!

MY LIFE STORY!!!

So maybe it's just me but when I came out of the womb

the doctor removed one of my kidney's for "later use"

and I grew up thinking that was just normal until my

16th birthday when I learned about human anatomy from my uncle

and I realized "what the fuck, why did they take my kidney when I was born?"

and my uncle said "Oh CEG, don't worry, we all got it taken out!"

So we went to the hospital and asked "Hey, can I see our kidneys?"

and they said "Oh, sure! We have plenty!"

and they had these giant tubs full of baby kidneys

and that's when I learned to stop asking questions.

This is my S, isn't it cool?

EEEEEEEGYPT!

This is me when I look at you because you smell really bad and haven't took a shower in like a week you rank ape.

We liked that so much we're gonna show it to you a second time.

We agree!

This is my favourite video.

Olet niin tyhmä!

THIS IS THE PAPER OF EVIL!

I find it really fucked up that you can just walk into a bank with a gun and asked them to give you money and they'll just DO it? Why bother with a withdrawl at that point???

It's important to get your hours in!

HAHA I WISH! I HAVE UNHEALTHY SELF-INFLICTED INSOMNIA!

This is you. I got you on camera. This is a LIVE recording of you RIGHT NOW!

God I wish this was me...

Now perhaps it's just me, but I have a whole lot of complaints about the world today! But there's also a whole lotta good!

Like, this is my favourite thing ever!

Followed by my favourite media!!