HI AWESOME I AM CEG WELCOME TO CEGLAND
THIS IS MY COOL SITE AND I BET YOU LOVE IT
DO YOU LIKE MY COOL BOLD LETTERS???
Here's my favourite wikipedia article!
Here's a few more!
Everything I do is to ruin your day!
HELLO? I THINK WE GOT A DIPSHIT IN HERE!
Here's some wikipedia pictures I thought were funny?
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNIES WEBPAGE!!!
MY LIFE STORY!!!
So maybe it's just me but when I came out of the womb
the doctor removed one of my kidney's for "later use"
and I grew up thinking that was just normal until my
16th birthday when I learned about human anatomy from my uncle
and I realized "what the fuck, why did they take my kidney when I was born?"
and my uncle said "Oh CEG, don't worry, we all got it taken out!"
So we went to the hospital and asked "Hey, can I see our kidneys?"
and they said "Oh, sure! We have plenty!"
and they had these giant tubs full of baby kidneys
and that's when I learned to stop asking questions.
This is my S, isn't it cool?
EEEEEEEGYPT!
This is me when I look at you because you smell really bad and haven't took a shower in like a week you rank ape.
We liked that so much we're gonna show it to you a second time.
We agree!
Olet niin tyhmä!
THIS IS THE PAPER OF EVIL!
I find it really fucked up that you can just walk into a bank with a gun and asked them to give you money and they'll just DO it? Why bother with a withdrawl at that point???
It's important to get your hours in!
HAHA I WISH! I HAVE UNHEALTHY SELF-INFLICTED INSOMNIA!
This is you. I got you on camera. This is a LIVE recording of you RIGHT NOW!
Now perhaps it's just me, but I have a whole lot of complaints about the world today! But there's also a whole lotta good!